An Unhinged Fantasy Novel

A horny man.
A vain “Cavaliere.”
An useless healer
An illiterate janitor.

Four idiots tried to steal a witch's cat. They accidentally brought dragons back to life.

“I'm sorry the villain has to deal with them.” — anyone who has met the party
A Companion

The soundtrack.

What I listen to while writing. Some of these tracks named chapters.

The Scribe

About Lucas Schiavini

I'm a programmer by day, indiehacker by night, and writer on sunday afternoons on my local coffeeshop, where I write this book for 4 hours every week.