AN UNHINGED FANTASY NOVEL
WANTED
for the theft of one (1) witch's cat
& the accidental return of dragons
REWARD: ABSOLUTELY NOTHINGthe realm just wants them to stop
full account of the incident.
by Lucas Schiavini.
“I'm sorry the villain has to deal with them.”
— anyone who has met the party
HELP WANTED: BETA READERS
Brave souls needed to read the first draft and report findings. No healing provided (our healer is useless). Coin not included. Glory possible.
PLEDGE THYSELF →OVERHEARD AT THE BARsworn testimony of the first readers
“I remember reading the book until 3 or 4 a.m. the night I first picked it up. Even though I had class the next day.”
ROSA · patron ✠
“The stuff you came up with, not just the overall story, but the smaller details. I just find it brilliant. And I've read a million books in my life. I'm not just saying.”
DAMARIS · patron ✠
“I got emotional at some points. I was not expecting it. The friendship is so genuine. I was like, oh my god, this is so emotional.”
LATEEPHA · patron ✠
“It's too funny for me to get bored.”
SIMBIAT · patron ✠
“I loved how you managed to stay believable while taking everything to such a ridiculous level. I actually recommended it to a friend while the Google Doc was still open.”
ROSA · patron ✠
“I really think it has Lord of the Rings potential. Movies, merch, all the package.”
DAMARIS · patron ✠
“The story is getting more interesting. I'm enjoying every bit of it, sincerely. I just want to continue to discover what's going to happen next. I applaud your efforts.”
LATEEPHA · patron ✠
“One thing I like about your chapters: they all come stronger than the previous ones.”
SIMBIAT · patron ✠
ON THE PRESSESthe series, as the scribe gets to it
FIRST EPIC
1st draft done
AT THE EDITOR
SHORT TALE
1st draft ongoing
WET INK
SHORT TALE
1st draft ongoing
WET INKposter not yet nailed —
the party returns here
THE BARD'S CORNERa companion, while you read
What the scribe listens to while writing. Some of these tracks named chapters.
ABOUT THE SCRIBELucas Schiavini, of the sunday afternoons
WHO WRITES THIS NONSENSE?
A programmer by day, indiehacker by night, and writer on sunday afternoons at my local coffeeshop, where I write this book for 4 hours every week.
Faithful hound Lily supervises every chapter and has yet to approve one.
— Lucas & Lily
